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35 Moments That Destroyed Your Innocence



Such great memories. By Buzzfeed

1. Justin Timberlake’s exposed slightly fuzzy armpit in the “Tearin’ Up My Heart” music video.


Justin Timberlake's exposed slightly fuzzy armpit in the "Tearin' Up My Heart" music video.

Sony Music / Via vimeo.com



2. Anytime A.C. Slater was tits out in a singlet onSaved by the Bell.


Anytime A.C. Slater was tits out in a singlet on Saved by the Bell.

NBC / Via uproxx.com

Who didn’t want to be headlocked by A.C.?



3. Even though the Malibu Sands Beach Resort episodes of Saved by the Bell were the worst, they were still good for a shirtless Zack Morris.


Even though the Malibu Sands Beach Resort episodes of Saved by the Bell were the worst, they were still good for a shirtless Zack Morris.

NBC / Via savedbythebellreviewed.com



4. Freddie Prinze Jr., in general…but especially when he mowed the lawn like this in Summer Catch because duh.


Freddie Prinze Jr., in general...but especially when he mowed the lawn like this in Summer Catch because duh.

Warner Bros. / Via popsugar.com



5. The underwear aisle in any department store.


The underwear aisle in any department store.

Via Twitter: @princedxlrey

The pre-internet way to gaze upon the male form.



6. Anytime someone from 98 Degrees wore a tank…


Anytime someone from 98 Degrees wore a tank...

UMG / Via youtube.com



7. ….but mostly Jeff Timmons’ fat tits and hard nipples.


....but mostly Jeff Timmons' fat tits and hard nipples.

UMG / Via youtube.com



8. TANKS, in general.


TANKS, in general.

amazon.com



9. All of the guys who get on and off the elevator during the “You’re Makin’ Me High” Toni Braxton music video because hello that’s the MF dream.




Sony Music / Via youtube.com



Sony Music / Via youtube.com



10. Tyson Beckford, in general.


Tyson Beckford, in general.

Getty Images

Plz unbreak my heart.



11. Danny and his hot-ass, blurred-face military boyfriend from Real World: New Orleans.

Danny and his hot-ass, blurred-face military boyfriend from Real World: New Orleans.



12. Basically anytime a guy was shirtless and/or in their underwear on the Real World.




MTV



MTV



13. The sweaty sex hand hitting the window in Titanic.


The sweaty sex hand hitting the window in Titanic.

Paramount Pictures



14. Aladdin’s constant shirtlessness.


Aladdin's constant shirtlessness.

Disney



15. Gaston’s furry tits.


Disney

Your introduction to bears.



16. All of the headless random gyrations in the Backstreet Boys’ “Quit Playing Games With My Heart” music video.


Sony Music / Via frickyeah1990s.tumblr.com



He was touching (playing with?) his GD nips!


He was touching (playing with?) his GD nips!

Sony Music / Via mturkforum.com



17. Anytime the Backstreet Boys or any other boy band wore shirts without shirts under them, LOL.


Anytime the Backstreet Boys or any other boy band wore shirts without shirts under them, LOL.

Sony Music



18. See-through shirts, also LOL.


See-through shirts, also LOL.

Rex / REX/Shutterstock



19. When Urkel turned into Stefan and you were like, “Fuck!”


When Urkel turned into Stefan and you were like, "Fuck!"

ABC / Via Twitter: @stefanurquelle

“GET. IT. LAURA.”



20. D’angelo’s deep V’s.


D'angelo's deep V's.

Sony Music / Via instinctmagazine.com

Those are some valleys in need of exploration.



21. Ryan Phillippe’s ass in Cruel Intentions.


Colombia Pictures

  1. Pauses the VHS tape and rewinds it over-and-over *



22. Survivor because shirtless guys (if you don’t think about the smell).


CBS / Via reddit.com

And blurred-out crotches (again, if you don’t think about the smell).



23. The guy from the Spice Girls’ “Say You’ll Be There” music video who lived in the desert, wore a cowboy hat, and didn’t know how to buckle his pants.


The guy from the Spice Girls' "Say You'll Be There" music video who lived in the desert, wore a cowboy hat, and didn't know how to buckle his pants.

Sony Music / Via youtube.com



24. Antonio Sabato’s Calvin Klein campaign.


Antonio Sabato's Calvin Klein campaign.

Calvin Klein



25. Angel from Buffy.




Warner Bros Television



Warner Bros Television


#TeamAngel4Life



26. Ashton Kutcher’s weird yet kind of hot RS cover of him putting on his shirt.


Ashton Kutcher's weird yet kind of hot RS cover of him putting on his shirt.

Rolling Stone

Or was he taking off his shirt? This pic is so weird.



27. Baywatch, duh.


Baywatch, duh.

FremantleMedia



28. This beginning shot of the guy in a Speedo fromBaywatch.


This beginning shot of the guy in a Speedo from Baywatch.

FremantleMedia / Via youtube.com



29. Jeremy Jackson on Baywatch.


Jeremy Jackson on Baywatch.

Getty Images



30. And Mike from Baywatch, who basically ignited your thirst for dads.


And Mike from Baywatch, who basically ignited your thirst for dads.



31. Usher, in general.


Usher, in general.

Fred Duval / FilmMagic



32. Ricky Martin being doused in wax, which was prob mad painful, but no pain no gain!


Ricky Martin being doused in wax, which was prob mad painful, but no pain no gain!

Sony Music



33. Every Abercrombie bag.


Every Abercrombie bag.

Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images



34. Every Abercrombie ad.


Every Abercrombie ad.

Timothy A. Clary / AFP / Getty Images



35. And of course, Simba.


And of course, Simba.

Disney

Don’t deny it.

Source: Buzzfeed

-Hymer

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